What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
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