What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
I need a hug hugs train
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
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