Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
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