What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
Timmy has 5 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early
Calculate the mass of the sun
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools.???
Why did the strawberry?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
There was a kid at school he was reading a book and he came across a phrase it was purple pation he went to his teacher and asked what it ment his teacher said hat the actual hell get the hell out of my class and go to the princible offic the princible said its ok iwas probably a mistake i will clean this all up in the mean time whats the phrase he says purple pation his prncible stares at him for about 3 seconds then says get the hell out of my school u r expelled he ran 7 miles to his dads offic crying all the way he went to his dad and explained how hs teacher kicked him out of the class and the princable expelled him his dad said calm down i will clean this all up and he said thats what the princable said he said i will clean it up he said ok the phrase is purple pation hisdad said i hate u getout of myoffice i dont want to see u again he ran down crying to his house he explained what happened his mom said the same thing as everyone else so he explaines the phrase his moms kickes him out of the house and he ran down to the park crying a old lady said whats wrong he explained whats happening then she says wellwhats the phrase he says purplepation the old lady said see that house across the street thats my house come over in about 30 min and i will explain he says thank u it was the longest 30 min htm title=' gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)'>of his life he sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)
Gays are always welcome on my redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What is yellow and can’t swim
A school bus full of children
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn’t shoot straight
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5…
?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
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