My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! That’s the best I’ve done so far.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
My wife thinks i’m immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
Wife:Honey im pregnant Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad Wife:No you’re not
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She’s 7
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
Husband: I bet you can’t say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
I have a girlfriend.
Do you know what’s the difference between a knife and a girl’s argument A knife has a point
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.” :D
why is there no woman on the moon? because it doesnt need to be cleaned
20 years of sex in the dark the wife find out he was using a dildo the wife get angry and says ?explain the dildo prick? the husband says ?explain the children bitch
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