I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father. “It means ‘happy’,” replied the father. “Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?” “No, son, I have a wife.”
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.
The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Flippity floppity women are property
%% %%It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat? ’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. – I’m doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend…? come
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, “did you see that?” She says “yes”, so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks “did you see that?” “No but my wife did!” The husband said.
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend? because he thought that she would leave him to.
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