There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
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