Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs Predator
How do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are???
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur
You’ll get jur ass kicked
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow six siege
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
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