Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”
And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Kids: Homework
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
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