Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Why is that kid walking like that? , Oh, he’s an alter boy
My uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What is a priests favorite song?
– Magic flute in A minor
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest
“There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!”
The priest shakes his head
“Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
“Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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