A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says “God bless Mummy and God Bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad.” The father says, “Good bye Grandad? Why is that?” The daughter says, “Just because I felt like it.” The next day, Grandad drops dead. The father can’t believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter’s prayers again. She says, “God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.” The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, “Just because I felt like it.” The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn’t know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, “God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy.” The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn’t go home and stays there until midnight. He’s very surprised. ‘I’ve cheated death!’ he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, “Where have you been?!” and the husband says, “Oh don’t ask me any questions, today’s been miserable.” The wife replies, “Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch…”
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
Here’s a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back
Why do orphan eat cereal with water
Because dad never came back with the milk
I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
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%%Why don’t orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
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