Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
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