I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Why do bees have sticky hair
They always use honeycombs
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
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