what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff. But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ""Yes madam…My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher. “My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.” Pin drop silence in the class !! ""Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ? ” “Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```…!!!”
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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