Stairs jokes

Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

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Do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?

He could not get up the stairs?

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I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

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A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders”

What goes White, Black, White, Black, red?

A Zebra falling down the stairs.

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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

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Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs???

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Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?

Because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment

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A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”

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So a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?”

So the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

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Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell

Because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven

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Whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs

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