Why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved
Did you sea what I did there?
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why did the sea cry? Because it felt salty and blue
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
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