Paint jokes

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

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How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

Put on fresh plaster and wall paper

Paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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My Xbox has been acting up lately…

So I painted it black to make it run faster

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I asked my dad, Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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What was one cool thing about hitler

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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Hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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I will never forget my little brothers last word rip.

His last words: paint dosent taste good

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