Hope jokes

Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!

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Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

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A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.

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A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!???

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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

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Its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

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Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.

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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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Hhpr

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“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker

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A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable

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I hope there is a lift to heaven?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho???

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Hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true, loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love, Godlygirl26

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I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.

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Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now

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