Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
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