I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
What is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’???
Why did stephen hawkins die
He lost internet connections
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/
They lost two towers.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
Everywhere
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??
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