Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.”. Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? — Butter is difficult to spread.
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