Game jokes

Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you

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What’s an emo’s favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

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Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans!???

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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When someone says to cheer up:

You, I never thought of that.:) - in reality,:( (sob)

Depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.

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Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.

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I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store!???

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What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

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There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says: I have cancer!

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What game dose an emo hate the most???

LIFE!!!

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Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”

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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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What’s an Orphan’s favorite game?

Who’s your daddy

(Go look up the game)

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%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

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Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner

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