High jokes

When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high

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Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

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My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair

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A depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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THIS IS A RYTHME

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna

Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress

And they had a little fun

Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son

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Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.

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Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie — oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast-?? your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie?? Chandler-?? yup your one high fluting son of a gun?? Mr. Beast-?? I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant?? Miss Kadie —?? don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid?? kids-?? we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie —?? I just want to die because I’m so sad

Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide

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