(pre-election 2016) Trump Hating Comedian at seedy East L.A. comedy club -
“Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” ( leap week, muthafukas!)
... "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that’s
synonymous for bein’ f@cked up, for instance …
STUMP: TEENY DICK
BUMP: TINY TIT
GUMP: DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY
MUMP: A f@ckED UP CHILDREN’S DISEASE
LUMP: IF IT’S MALIGNANT, YOU’RE KINDA f@ckED
UMP: OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS
RUMP: AN ASS
DUMP: A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS
HUMP: SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD
PUMP: SEE “HUMP”
... and last, but definitely not least --
JUMP: JUMP INTO A DEEP VAT "O SCAT MOTHER f@ckER, AND GO STRAIGHT TO
HELL BITCH!! …
HA!HA!HA!HA! YESSS!!
… well boys and girls, that’s gonna be about it for me, as I think my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a big turn for the worse!"
…(splort! , plop! , drip!) … OOOOPS! ‘snif, snif’ …
... ewwwwww!! (audience growing uneasy and unruly)
"Fuhhk! … I better go now, "cause I just went! … ha! ha! ha! … Yikes!!
GOOD NIGHT LAZIES, AND GERBILMEN! PLEASE DRIVE RECKLESSLY!
(curtain drops)
(continuous laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants peeing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin’, fists f@ckin’, guns poppin’, blood pumpin’)
"OH LORDY!!.. I THINK HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH,
… AND ARMAGITTIN’ THE f@ck OUTTA HEEE!!"
(one very quick curtain call, and swiftly out the back door to an awaiting taxi … with ALL the windows rolled down) Whew! … Amen.