Life jokes

I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

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My life Tell me when you get it

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Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

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life’s too short to want it.

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Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? Then there is me: My life.

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Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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Define abnormal life. Waking up everyday living a sane life! I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

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When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology! ” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

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My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

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I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.

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my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying

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