So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
when is a cold not a cold?
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
What is the difference between
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
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