Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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