I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
What’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don’t know I have both
What is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.”
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What did the HP say to a dell:
Hello!
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
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