Computer jokes

I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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get off your computer jessie jex

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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