Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”
The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
“Yeah, that’s the one!”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
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