Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
get off your computer jessie jex
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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