Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died?? … ERROR
Whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 10.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 8.1,10.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer?
They don’t have a home page.
What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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