What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
What do you call a dog with no legs…
My asian neighbors dinner.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
A mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
My grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
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