What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
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