What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??
I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? — Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between puppies and orphans
The puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag
One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between light and hard?
It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
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