What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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