What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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