whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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