Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
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