There is thin line between death and life!! You won’t live to see it …
The Cardiogram will!!
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between cake and pie
?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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