best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it
Daughter: “Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?” Father: "Ask your sister” Daughter: “I don’t have a…”
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad. Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man? A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
Knock knock who there interrupting cow interrupting cow moo ??????????????????
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
Why hasn’t my dad come back? No seriously I’m not joking
Wife:Honey im pregnant Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad Wife:No you’re not
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!
So there I was f@cking my sister and she’s shouts “god you f@ck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
Bf: Do you love me? Gf: Most of time. Bf: Well it’s either yes or no. Gf: … Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me? Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again. Bf: Why? Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL. Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!! Gf: Ohh…
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