So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that? Dad: So you won’t get bored there
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Daughter: Dad Dad: Yes honey Daughter: Im Lesbian Dad: Ok Daughter 2: Dad Dad: Yes? Daughter 2: Im lesbian too Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here Son: I do…
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I’m f@cking awesome.
Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid. Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program htm title=' so I threw my dictionary at her. ’'>and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’
jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you Coconut
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
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