My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Rft
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”
And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
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