Fight jokes

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022

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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”

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Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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