Fight jokes

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What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight?

Juan on Juan

Do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone?

He says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.

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Mom says: I will go kill myself Me: stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom: OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom: What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

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Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

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Why are we still fighting in darkness?

Mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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