Fire jokes

I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes

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wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

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I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.

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Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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