What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
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