Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
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