Green jokes

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,

“Boo.”

“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”

Jack sat down next to her and smiled.

“I figured

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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What did the green light say to the red light — don’t look I’m changing

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What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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f@ck the green bay packers

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Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What’s red and in a corner? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner? The same baby three weeks later

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

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