What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
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