Green jokes

Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

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I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender

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Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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what is green grass you tard

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Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know

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