Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
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