High jokes

What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high

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“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

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Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.

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one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging

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