Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
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